I would like to extend my heartfelt gratitude to
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God and all its forms
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Miss Whitney Wolfe Herd
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Mysterious universe and whoever brought us together
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Myself (for finding you)
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Again myself for my incredible ability to make this "one in a planet" girl fall for me(I actually have no clue how I made it happen)
Today as god as my witness, we celebrate your continued existence (until you turn 112), I wish you all the happiness in the world, no dream is too big, I wish for you to have a wonderful, blissful, successful life ahead of you. While I may have missed this birthday, I hope to celebrate all others next to you :)
I will continue to be a man that you will eventually find your peace within.
Your biggest supporter, will always rooting for you.
Peace and happiness.
Anuraag
Okay so here it is.
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY SWEETIE
So this is the year she turns 25! Yayyy! Closer to my age. Also, on a completely unrelated note, Hyderabads poultry industry is still facing shortage that started 25 years ago.
Someone else also seems very happy here in the picture.
Fun fact: According to Moun Cherie, she is an extremely low maintenance girlfriend. She claims that all it is required to make her happy is street food and street accessories.
Luxury goods, perfumes industry, Apple, designer labels are crying in the corner.
Mounammaa says the key to a successful relationship is "understanding".
But sometimes she speaks in languages no one really understands. Could you please take a look at this video and tell me which African dialect is she speaking ?
POLe? ADDhiriPOle?
Chupinchadhu kaani thanaki kopam chaaaaaalAAAAAAA ekkuvah.
When she gets angry you better run or get a shield for yourself, why you ask? Chudandi kinda... caught in action. Proof tho saha.
Pettina prathi photo thindi thine time lone pettanani aligara? Please alagakandi. Kaavalante idigondi oka muddhu
Self obsession ki maro peru Mounica, this is a known fact. The woman checks herself out in the mirror more times than anyone. Forgetful? OHH YES! Absolutely. Sagam gurthundavu, andhulo naaku sambandhinchinavi aithey 75% goneeeee.
Yenduku ani adigthey ? Brain off cheskuntadhi ani chepthundi naa chuttu unnappudu. (Internally she is thinking "NoT aNyMoRe" but she still does. As usual, here is an example.
Did you know? This is also one of those rare instances where she can be seen saying the word "Sorry". Unfortunately, there is till date no evidence of her saying "I love you" or even reciprocating it by saying "I love you too". In fact, she would do anything, say anything or send anything possible to avoid saying it back. Here is an example.
entha attitude ante, worlds best thane annattu feel aipothadhi. Whenever you ask her, who's got the best as? Her answer:
Who is intelligent? Her answer :
I have been such a good man, I made this beautiful and funny website for today, could you please speak a few words about me please babe? Her answer:
Who is most good looking? Her answer:
By mistake inkkokka saari adigithey maatram...
So, we move on.
What is an indicator that Mouni has truly enjoyed the food? The head nod. It is a must for her, it is involuntary. If the food is good, she will nod her head multiple times, the longer she nods the better the food. Michelin star chefs? are you guys taking notes?
Exhibit A: "BS Special" panipuri, slight head nod + a super sign. Rating = Good
Exhibit B: Croissant of some sort, observe the head nods and the duration. This is the principle of Head nod: the quality and taste of the food is directly proportional to the number of head nods she gives.
and when she gives this look, abort all missions, put a stop to everything that you are doing at that moment, like I will stop roasting her on her birthday. If you don't, you will face the devil.
Not really sure what she was trying to achieve here, maybe it was supposed to be a symbol for love, but then we already learned in the previous chapters how Moun Cherie does anything possible to prevent the use of the word love.
I mean come on, what did you expect? Aesthetic photos of you and a cutesy message? HELL NO! I am not that guy. I am a soon to be boyfriend(or not), obviously you are gonna be the target of my jokes sweetie :)
Not just in terms of career but in terms of maturity, clarity and understanding of life, your sense of responsibility that shows glimpses of what a great woman you are bound to become.
Your love towards people that you call your own, the caring that is unmatched, little gestures that often go unnoticed yet you don't mind, versatile attitude that is humble and grounded but doesn't shy away from putting people in their places if required.
Your intelligence, the ability to take important effective leadership decisions, a student with straight A's throughout her life, your efficiency in finding deals that are a total bargain, the food you make is always delectable and makes people really happy and wanting for more.
And finally your heart, the one thing that is beyond my understanding, it is truly massive, it not only gives out a whole lot of love, sometimes even unconditional but it also hides a lot of pain, withstands though challenges, is selfless to the core, hugely sacrificial and immensely considerate for others, you do often put others before you even if you speak of being selfish. You, my dear are truly special.
Today you are in Hanoi, one of the most exotic places on Earth, thousands of kms away from your home, celebrating your birthday with the people who love you.
Your work life is going incredible, unbeatable track record, 5 people working for you, super supportive bosses, one hell of a work experience.
Your confidence sky rocketed when you spoke to the b-school reps, they want people like you! scholarships will rain :)
So , take a moment or maybe like a week to celebrate, to look back and see how far you have come. I am telling you, you are destined for greatness, you will bring a lot of positive change in world, you will work hard but please take some time off from time to time to relax, replenish and rejuvenate yourself. This year Vietnam, next year Europe maybe? ; )
At 24 you have achieved what most people don't even dream of at even 30.
You are One in a Planet.
There are none like you, we can try creating more like you, however, you will remain the original and rare.
Nuvve cheppu, ilanti andham prapancham lo ekkadaina undha? Your beauty puts all of mankinds creations to shame.
Nuvve cheppu, ilanti andham prapancham lo ekkadaina undha? Your beauty puts all of mankinds creations to shame.
